Welcome!

Look, Ma, I have a website.

I hope you can find what you’re looking for, in this little place that has become my electronic home.

Feel free to look around, ask questions, make comments and let me know what you think.

Thanks for showing up,

Tyner

 

 

The Latest:                                            

A Young Man’s Guide To Women

Posted by on Sep 30, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

*Note* This is not a lesson on how to “Get” women. I have no idea how to “Get” a girl; I am already married to a girl who picked me up and dusted me off and made me presentable. Why … Continue reading

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Everything I need to know about Life I learned from Conan the Barbarian.

Posted by on Sep 16, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” – Robert E Howard When I was about six years old, my elder cousin, Mike, had been … Continue reading

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The Beauty of a Faceplant

Posted by on Sep 1, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

Anyone familiar with the Mounted Police will be aware of a demonic torture device they’ve devised called the P.A.R.E. Or, Physical Abilities Requirements Evaluation. It is kind of like an obstacle course devised by a devil to be inflicted upon … Continue reading

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Writing Like An Old Man Drives…

Posted by on Jul 31, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

…Slow and sloppy. (Okay, so, I stole that line from George Carlin – although his version was far more colourful – but it fit the theme I was thinking about today, and I didn’t think he’d mind.) As I was … Continue reading

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A Good Time to Keep My Mouth Shut

Posted by on Jun 28, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

I’ve been thinking a lot about perspective, lately, and how it relates to me, in both my personal and writing life. But over the past few days a few incidents have really highlighted the fact that there are times to … Continue reading

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A Little Time, A Lot of Emotion

Posted by on Jun 19, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

The last two weeks have been rough. Policing in the aftermath of the murders in Moncton has been challenging, but we’re keeping on as best we can. There has been an out-pouring of public support, which makes the burdens a little … Continue reading

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Loss, Anger and Moving Forward

Posted by on Jun 8, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

This has been a week of loss, and every cop – really, every Canadian – across the planet has felt it. Three men, three Mounties, were murdered in Moncton, and two more injured, after a man ambushed them with a … Continue reading

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Small Talk Isn’t Small

Posted by on May 19, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

I should probably know better, but I keep trying to do this stupid thing called “Human Interaction”. Ridiculous, I know. My most recent failed attempt happened in Costco today while my wife and I were braving the crowds of other … Continue reading

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The Value of a Word

Posted by on Apr 21, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

This week has really just been one of those weeks. There wasn’t anything particularly traumatic, but I’ve worked about sixty-five hours in the last 5 days and I’ve encountered all sorts of ridiculous people. From the group of hollering youth … Continue reading

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One Voice Among Many

Posted by on Apr 7, 2014 in Blog | Comments Off

People are funny, and Police work, just like writing, is all about people. One of my favourite past times, recently, has been to immortalize on Facebook some of the stranger (hilarious) conversations I have with the people I come in contact … Continue reading

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